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Note: Some of the files below are in AU format.
The Emperor has graciously allowed the
use of a device which will play these. Simply use the "associate" function in the program
manager (Or Windows Explorer) to configure the program: Wplany.exe.
A "..." indicates that there is more dialouge than indicated.
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APU: "Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!"
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APU: "Silly customer! You cannot hurt a twinkie!"
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BART: Bart's Sinister Laugh
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BARNEY: "Uh oh, my heart stopped . There it goes!"
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BURNS: "Simpson, eh?"
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BURNS: "...And yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one
to go
to jail. That's democracy for you..."
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BURNS: "Excellent!"
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BURNS: "Welcome, welcome. Come in. Ah, fresh victims for my ever
growing army of
the undead...."
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FLANDERS: "Hidely ho!"
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FLANDERS: Well howdy doodely doo? Hello? Hyello? Hellodely
odely?
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FLANDERS: "I give you the jury of the damned!!......"
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HOMER: "Mmmmmm; 64 slices of american cheese."
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HOMER: "Mmmmmm; forbidden donut."
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HOMER: "Mmmmmm, sacrelicious."
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HOMER: "Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip."
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HOMER: "Woo hoo!"
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HOMER: Donuts, is there anything they can't do?
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HOMER: "...I'm smarter than the Devil, I'm smarter than the Devil!! ..."
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HOMER: "... Kill my boss?!?! Do I dare live out the American Dream?"
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HOMER: "Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt."
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HOMER: "...You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!!!"
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HOMER: "All right brain, you don't like me and I don't like you..."
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HOMER: "...Beer kills brain cells?! Now let's all go back to that building thingie where
our
beds and TV is."
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HOMER: "DOH!!!"
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HOMER: "DOH!"
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HOMER: "DOH!!"
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HOMER: "DOH!!!!"
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HOMER: "AAAAAHHHHH!"
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HOMER: Ohhh; I'd sell my SOUL for a donut..."
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HOMER expresses elation.
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HUTZ: "As of the moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel
Sanchez!"
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KRUSTY: "You people make me sick!! ..."
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LISA and BART: "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
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NELSON: "HAH HAH!"
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RIVIERA: "Hi everybody! I'm Dr. Nick Riviera!"
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RIVIERA: "These gloves came free with my toilet brush!"
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SELMA: "Holy crap!"
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WILLIE: "YAAAAAAAA! Make way for Willie! ..."
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COPS in Springfield Click here
for a transcript of
this song.
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The Homer Simpson Theme Song Click
here for a transcript of this song.
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Ned Flanders's Theme Song Click
here for a transcript of this song.
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