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Dan Cole's Bio
Seether's Bio

Daniel Lucas Cole

Dan Cole surrounded by beautiful women on the set of Anything Goes

Date of Birth:

February 2nd, 1980 2:14 AM EST

Interests/Hobbies:

Acting, computers, skiing, Star Wars, The Simpsons, SCUBA diving, sailing, Friends, rock climbing, or just ask me

Computer type:

Dell IBM Pentium 90, 16 megs of RAM, 2 gigabytes of HD Space

School and Grade:

Germantown Academy Junior
Please feel free to e-mail me at: dan@membrane.com ... I love getting mail

Lieutenant General Kaehn "Seether" Lukara
CMDR-SECA-IA/LG Kaehn "Seether" Lukara/Butcher-I/W-I/SSD Avenger [SS]

Here I am showing a Rebel spy who's boss in the SSD Avenger's Rec Room


I was born on Coruscant to a well-to-do Senator during the miserable-excuse-for-a-government: the Old Republic. Confused by my parent's sad devotion to a wasted political cause, I left home at 16 to make my mark in the Galaxy as a freelance pirate. I soon found that in addition to enjoying piracy, I was very good at it. VERY good at it. I picked up anything anyone would teach me, about the Dark Side, ship modifications etc. At the age of 25 I was arrested by Old Republic forces and sentenced to 20 years on a prison ship for theft, murder and terrorism against the governemt. My sentence was cut short, however, when Emperor Palpatine came to power and began looking for people like me who wished to dispose of the rotted Republic forever. After taking the entrance exams, it was discovered that I was adept at engineering- and after taking the advanced engineering exams, it was discovered that I was somewhat of an engineering genius.

Shortly before the Battle of Yavin, they sent me to an unknown planet in Wild Space along with such notable figures as Bevel Limelisk, Umak Leth and the then Vice Admiral Thrawn. We were listed in the Corporate Directory as an R&D subdivision of the no-name Galactic Electronics, and the Emperor himself set us on a mission to design something to surpass even the Death Star. And he wanted it in less than a year. Such a task would have been impossible, had it not been for my discovery of a naturally occuring metal on the planet. We called it the Lukara cell, and it had the unique property of storing Dark Side energy and converting it to usable starship power with an efficiency unlike anything else. We applied it and came up with the SEVERUS CLASS STAR DESTROYER (picture available soon). 42 kilometers long and bristling with firepower, including a superlaser 100 times more powerful than Death Star II's, it had a class .3 hyperdrive, was more maneuverable than most starfighters and could do over 300 MGLT at sublight. Most notably, it could enter "hypospace," by traveling at a negative velocity at lightspeed. Negative velocity itself would be argued by 1 out of 10 scientists to be impossible, but hypospace allowed the Severus to cross intergalactic distances in mere hours. Construction was done solely by droids, so that only five people in the Universe knew of its existence or location. However, during its offical commissioning, a defective hyperdrive relay coil caused the computer to malfunction- it blasted into hyperspace and was never seen again. To avoid embarrassment and to protect us, the Emperor disavowed all knowledge of the Severus or our design team, and had Admiral Zaarin believe Galactic Electronics was responsible for the Mag Pulse weapon, eliminating any existence or record of our activities. I was sent to the TIE training academy where I signed on as a flight cadet at the age of 29, and discovered I was very good at flying, too.

I rose quickly through the ranks to General, where I stayed for a while after being captured by Rebel scum. Here I am being futily interrogated by Luke Skywalker after being caught with captured Rebel equipment. I told him nothing and escaped within a month of being on the CRS Independence and causing more trouble than I was worth. They really didn't care that I made it out.

The Battle of Endor was perhaps my finest hour. In my personal favorite TIE, the TIE Defender I brought down several entire CRSs. Unfortunately, the hour was short lived when the Rebel terrorists destroyed the Death Star. I narrowly escaped the shockwave caused by the its destruction. I wandered alone as I did in the early days, hunting rebels and those who threatened the Empire. But I had no goal, no focus... I was crumbling. It was during one of these hunts that I fell into an ambush and knew that it was all over... my end had come. My salvation came in the form of the SSSD Sovereign's axial superlaser blasting my attackers into space dust. And I quickly became a pilot for Grand Admiral Ronin.

Since then, I have used my piloting skills and my natural engineering talent to pull ahead- now being a lieutenant general and commander of Butcher squadron. I am also the Assistant to both the Internet and the Security Officer.

SERVE THE EMPEROR ABOVE ALL OTHERS!!!
CMDR-SECA-IA/LG Kaehn "Seether" Lukara/Butcher-I/W-I/SSD Avenger [SS]
Please feel free to send me h-mail (holonet mail) at: dan@membrane.com ... I love getting mail