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The Membrane Domain

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"So no one told ya life would be this way..."

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PHOEBE: "OK, you're gonna have to not touch my ass."

RACHEL: "Isn't that just kick you in the crotch spit on your neck fantastic?"

CHANDLER: "Gum would be perfection? GUM would be perfection. Coulda said gum would be nice, coulda said I'll have a stick but no no no... for me, gum is PERFECTION. I loath myself."

PHOEBE: "Uh oh... it's scary scientist man."

CHANDLER: "OK, Janice - you gotta give me Janice!"
ALL: "OK, yeah."
ROSS: "We'll give you Janice."
PHOEBE: "I miss Janice, though... 'Hello Chandlah Bahng.'"
RACHEL: "'Oh..... muy.... gohd....'"
JOEY: "'Oh Chandlah... now! That's it! Fastah!' Ha hah."

CHANDLER: "Oh, no... no no no no."
JOEY: "That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time."

CHANDLER: [caveman voice] "Men are here."
JOEY: "We make fire. Cook meat."
CHANDLER: "Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back."

CHANDLER: "OK, you have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance!"

CHANDLER: "Well, despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I got pants that need to be altered."
JOEY: "Hey Chandler. When you see Franky tell him Joey Tribianni says 'hello.' He'll know what it means."
CHANDLER: "You think he's gonna be able to crack that code?"

JOEY: "That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over; then the go up the other side and move it back, and then they do the rear! What?!?! Ross, will you tell him: isn't that how a tailor measures pants."
ROSS: "Yes, yes it is.... in PRISON."

JOEY: "Heh heh... you guys are messing with me, right?"
[long pause] ALL: "Yeah... yeah."
JOEY: "That was a good one, for a second there I was like 'whoa!'"

CHANDLER: "Yo, pizon. Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor..... is a very BAD man."

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